just the facts please

What’s the truth?
Did George W. Bush tell us the truth about the Iraq War? Hmmmm everyone seems to say no. I mean if you turn on the television, the daily body counts and headlines are always telling the horrors of war. “Today 4 marines killed in a roadside bomb attack outside Ramadi” Blah blah, why doesn’t’ George Bush pull them out so they stop getting blown up by roadside bombs? I mean our safety is the number one concern. Flip the channel, there you have Oprah talking to some ugly people who are swingers, and I’m not talking dancing. “we don’t consider it cheating because it is mutual agreed upon” So your wife isn’t getting what she needs from your lumpy white butt, my guess is that it extends further than the bedroom brotha! I mean do have any cells of manliness left? Or did they all get scraped off on your leather office chair. Get real.
So back to this war thing, yeah its wrong, all war is wrong. General Patton should crawl out of his grave just so I can slug him in his boney face for all the hurtin he inflicted on those worthless Nazi b@$Tards. I mean they didn’t really want to hurt anyone. The Holocaust is fake. I mean the Iatola of Rock’n Rolla from Iran told us this week.

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Cindy Sheehan is back in the news, This time in SPAIN, its probably because Spain is about the only fully socialist government in the whole world anymore. Still only 100 protestors joined her. Did someone forget to mention ciesta!
The protest also was called in memory of Jose Couso, a Spanish television cameraman killed on April 8, 2003, in Baghdad when a U.S. tank fired at a hotel where many foreign correspondents were staying.
I know what Cindy is thinking. Yes I Am a mind reader. George Bush ordered the attack on the Hotel. Here’s how it happened.
9am White House situation room
GWB: Rummy, whats the situation?
DR: Not good, damn news crew keeps showing pictures of our guys shooting
Iraqi insurgents.
GWB: I thought that’s what they were supposed to do.
DR: Yeah, but with these images they will try to stir up anti-military
hatred.
GWB: Yeha I see your point. Slick thinking there Rummy. …….hmmm…..uhh…well
why don’t we just have one of those Abraham tanks over there wiz a
shell by the hotel so they duck back inside. Yeah, I like it, get me
the joint chiefs on the phone.
Minutes later “boom”

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THE NATION
Katrina Killed Across Class Lines
• The well-to-do died along with the poor, an analysis of data shows. The findings counter common beliefs that disadvantaged blacks bore the brunt.

Holy Crap, is this for real? Because I know for a fact that credible sources such as Lewis Farrakhan, and the Honorable Reverend Jesse Jackson have stated otherwise, and with the support they get from the media, and the spots they get on TV, It would have to be legit. I mean where did Reverend Jackson go to Seminary anyway? But that’s not the point, he’s one of God’s. (wikipedia-he studied divinity at the Chicago Theological Seminary (he did not finish his divinity studies at the time, but was awarded a Master of Divinity in 2000 based on those studies and life experience) Just the facts please.)